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torn tendon in index and ring finger


whilepunching someone my hand went through glass. at firstthey said nuthing was wrong untill my fingers healed and were disfigured. now i cant bend them because a bone pops out to the side.they get blue when its cold and i dont knoe what to do..can i sue a doctor for malpractice,what can i do to better my fingers


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