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What am I ? “Chopped Liver?”

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I wrote a post “What are my toes supposed to look like after toenail removal.”Look, I paid a lot of money to have my question answered here on this forum, not to mention submitting a bill to my insurance company !”WHAT?””It’s free to post here ?””OH!””The Doctor volunteers her time so you have to be patient!””I am a patient!
I had my toenails removed!””Not that kind of patient idiot!
You have to have patience.””OH! OK! But my toes still look gross!
They are all scabby!
And I don’t know if I will still be able to dance with the Bolshoi Ballet.””You danced with the Bolshi Ballet troop?””Ah, NO, but just in case I ever wanted to, I was just wondering if I could.””Do you know how to dance ballet?””Well, er, no, but I do a mean Foxtrot.””OK take two aspirins and check the forum tomorrow for an answer.””Thanks!”g.m. lOUSIGNONT, pH.d.”Turn your caps lock off stupid!””WHOOPS!”G.M. Lousignont, Ph.D.(While the ailment is real, the humor is intended to relieve some of the stress of everyday life.
I’m a psychologist!
It’s what I do!
Yuks like this would cost you $200 an hour in my office!)

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